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1) Your name?
Christine

Christine from the word Christian, also from the Greek word Christos.
my name is Christine! with an 'E' not Christina with an 'A'! why do people always call me the one with the 'A'.
(true dat)

2) Your age?
24
... twenty twenty twenty · Twenty Two · TWENTY YEARS · Twenty Years 2 Midnight · Twenty-Dumb · twenty-eight-year-olds ... twenty four isn't defined yet. ...
(bummer, this is entertaining)

3) One of your friends?
David
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.
(um...no)
4) What should you be doing?
Saving the World
A harmless way for girls to describe monthly cycles without making guy friends feel awkward.
'Why are you so squinky Jennifer?'
'Sorry, I'm saving the world at the moment.'
(never knew)
5) Favorite color?
Yellow
1. The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between orange and green.
2. A racist remark based on the skin color of Asians.
3. That song by Coldplay.
"Yellow" by Coldplay:

~Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah, they were all yellow.~
(huh.)
6) Hometown?
Livingston, Montana
Home to like 99% of the jews in nj...i've never seen so many jappy girls wearing sevens, true religions, hudsons, marc jacobs, prada, lv, gucci, fendi, and pounds of diamonds...the guys walk around looking japier than the girls. theres no specific group of stoners since every single kid is on drugs. the parents have to much of a life to argue with their kids so they give them their credit cards and tell them to max them out...short hills thinks their better, but they don't hold a candle to the jappiness, snobbiness, or amount of money as people in livingston...it is basically the upper east side of new jersey and reeks of wealth. Everyone has the sickest bodies even if their not born with them, they'll get trainers and nutritionists as soon as the get a pinch of fat on their bodies. The student parking lot filled with range rovers, bmws, and mercedes trucks makes the teacher parking lot look like a junkyard...if you live in this town and are not jewish your asain and only hang out with asians...teens start smoking at 13 and once the hit freshman year don't go a weekend without getting stoned and drunk...your placed in a social group by how much money you have and how good looking you are. the cops don't do anything but sit on their asses and drive around busting the parties. the marjority of kids have 4.0 gpas and go to top 25 colleges even if their not smart cause daddy will donate millions just to get u in to the school of your choice.
This town is the greatest town in new jersey, and yes it sounds like the most disquisting obnoxious place, but really its amazing.
its not uncommon for girls in livingston to have more than 1 nose jobs

7) Month of your birthday?
March
Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown.

See also procrastinate
New and improved, coming this March!

8) Last person you talked to on the phone?
Danica
A female name origination from ancient Slavic mythology. Before Christianity came to the Slavs of Eastern Europe, the deity Danica was prayed to in the early morning when she was said to appear in the dawn sky as the first star, or morning star. Danica was associated with the sun and was thought to be the sun's younger sister. With the expansion of monotheism "Danica" became less associated with the deity and came to become a common girl name, holding the literal translation-"morning star."
This meaning is connected with the name Danica properly pronounced Dah-nee-tza. Its original spelling was in Cyrillic, and is a popular name throughout Serbia, and countries of the former Yugoslavia.

The simple Latin pronunciation ( Dan-ick-kuh ) is Danish, but not associated with "morning star," rather with a small white brush flower (genius and species: Cochlearia Danica) which mainly grows in the acidic rocky soils of Northern Europe(i.e. Denmark).
Why does that Serbian girl, Danica pronounce her name so weird? The "c" sounds like the double z sounds in pizza.

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1. [x] You have choked on water before.

2. [x] You have tripped down the stairs before.

3. [x] You have walked into a door.

4. [x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.

5. [x] You have walked into a wall.

6. [x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.

7. [x] You have jumped off something.

8. [x] You have been electrocuted

9. [x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.

10. [ ] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.

11. [x] You have forgotten something that someone said.

12. [x] You sometimes don’t understand stuff / jokes, or it takes a long time to figure them out.

14. [x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.

15 [x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.

16. [x] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.

17. [ ] You have played with fire.

18. [ ] You've stepped on a flat iron / curling iron / straightener.

19. [x]You didnt even notice there wasnt a number 13 in this quiz

20. [ ]You just checked to see if there wasnt a number 13




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